Nothing is surprising anymore

You seriously are going to put two annoying things into one commercial?! Wow. Snuggie meets the Macarena! I thought that died with the 90's!

I am a little disappointed. I love Amazon. I really do. It's a life safer when it comes to certain things. Last week I made a pretty nice size purchase (becoming more and more frequent these days) and I am a little stoked about it. I got 4 or 5 books, a few DVD's for way cheap, and a Christmas gift. Yes, I said the "Christmas" word. I am getting started early. I have noticed over the past few purchases that Amazon must have changed their shipping methods. I always select free ground for 5-7 business days because why pay the extra money when you would get it in about 2 days? Well, that is no longer the case. You actually receive your package 5-7 business days after purchase. What did they do to change it? I miss getting my purchases in record time. It's teaching me patience on the up side. I am just excited to get my reading on!

On to other things, the weekend is almost over. That is a sad realization. I love Sundays, until I go to bed. It then hits that my alarm has to be set. So depressing! The weekend was good. Friday, Michael helped Jeffery pack up the truck that would head down to Texas in record time. Jess stopped by for about 2 hours to just talk and let out some steam. My door is always open for that. When Michael got home we watched a horrible movie starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan called "Cop Out". There were some funny moments but honestly, it was not that great of a movie. Bruce needs to stick to real action flicks! It was about 11 or so when it was over and I couldn't sleep so we stayed up to watch "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" This left a better taste in my mouth. Usually a flick starring JSP is okay. I hadn't seen a movie with Hugh Grant since "Love Actually" so it was nice to see him. It was a good laugh and a ending Michael approved of. We then headed to bed. 

Saturday we had a amazing breakfast spread. We then headed to the new Walmart in Grimes. Having a Walmart that is 5 minutes away that isn't scary is amazing. It was also a nice bonus to have a college soccer team checking out with a ton of water. Hmmm, that was a nice. We stopped by the park to run off some steam and then headed home for lunch. 5 loads of laundry later, it was time to get ready. We headed over to Pleasant Hill for Caleb's baptism. Michael and I were selected to be sponsors again which is a great honor. After a great church service we cruised over to my sisters house for dinner and social time. It was great spending time with my grandparents and aunts and uncles. They are all amazing people. Jake and Eli had a blast playing together and they went outside towards the end of the night to go swimming. I am sure neighbors could hear them from miles away. We got home pretty late but stayed up to watch the Packers get their game on. Man, I have missed football.

Since we went to church Saturday we decided to let Jake sleep for a while on Sunday. Basically we did nothing all day. We just spent the day together playing and playing and playing. During Jake's nap time we did have a movie date and watched "Old Hogs". Honestly, I couldn't stop laughing. I love Robin Williams in these kinds of roles. John Travolta was actually funny at times. I had to get past his botox injections but it was a pretty comical movie. We then cooked a dinner that died before we got to consume it. Let's just say we ruined dinner and we laughed for 20 minutes before we could get ourselves together and clean up. We then resorted to a dinner of cereal. When in doubt, eat cereal! Now we are just relaxing for the evening. Jake just went to bed and Michael is watching the Vikings try to get it together. They aren't doing so hot right now! I am knitting. I have about 3-4 projects going. It's crazy. I have to work on one basically everyday to get it done on time. It's been my "stress relief". I find it relaxing. 

Here's to another week in the Janzen zoo....

Mortified

I have no problem sharing this event from today. Mainly because everyone that has received this story has laughed at my face or via phone/text. I think Beth's still takes the cake.

We all have them. Those hypothetical situations in your head that show you entering a room with a winding staircase and you fall. Getting ready to sing a tune and your voice cracks. Giving a speech and you lose your breakfast/lunch. I had one of my "hypothetical nightmares" happen to me this afternoon. I left work early today to report to the dentist. Something I hate. I do not like not being able to see what they are doing. Along with the noises, it's torture for me. I had a root canal done and then found out 2 weeks later I was pregnant. They don't allow you to go to the dentist till you are in your 2nd trimester so I have been waiting 23 weeks to get a crown molded and on. I walked hunched over and feet dragging into the building. That is when my first sign appeared. My lunch dropped from my stomach to my intestines. I thought it would be a good idea to use the restroom. Just a simple #1 and nothing out of the ordinary. I checked in and was taken back to my doomsday. Second sign, stomach started to cramp. I had a moment of panic but it passed in a matter of seconds. About 45 minutes into the appointment, as we were waiting for the nasty tasting mold crap to form around my teeth, it happened. It came from no where. Like a nuclear bomb. The sweat come in a matter of a half a second, the beads forming on my forehead. I got the chills down my back and arms and my stomach made the ignition noise. I then proceeded to bank a pretty juicy tootsie off the leather dentist chair. Embarrassment washed over me like a hot shower. Sweat started peaking out in places all over. I could feel my face get extremely hot and red and all I wanted to do was crawl into a hole and stay there. It was not just a little one either. It was the kind you laugh at in the bathroom at work because we are still that immature. Of course it wasn't quiet enough for Dr Mark Sloan (not kidding on the name, about 20+ years older then McSteamy on Grey's, but still funny) to hear it. How could you not? It had a neon sign upon arrival with a giant finger point in my direction, blinking "She did it!" I swear it was bouncing off the walls and into the hallway echoing down as it went and finally settling into the waiting room. To comfort me he states: "You know, I heard pregnancy causes extra gas." Thank you. Thank Dr Mark Sloan DDS extraordinaire for making me feel like toe jam. You could have just ignored it. Not said a thing. Been a gentleman about it. No, you had to point it out and then make a comment to rub it in. I then spent the rest of the appointment with my eyes shut and replaying the whole incident in my head and sweating all over again. The smell is best described as rotton broccoli. If it could have a green cloud, it would have. I then had to make another appointment for 2 weeks to get my crown put on and couldn't find any reason to lie to get out of it. Mortified. Let's hope my next appointment doesn't have extra "visitors". Ugh.

Love.

Jake was lucky enough to be taken to Clear Lake for the day to enjoy some time at the beach and some time with his grandparents. He loves them so! I wasn't quite sure what time they would get home, but around 4:30 they gave me a jingle. Turns out they were all having a blast and were going to eat dinner and head home. I guessed they would get home about 8:30. Michael jumped the gun and threw down everything he was working on and stated "We are going out!" We enjoyed a fantastic meal together. Now, if you haven't seen "Date Night", it's a must rent or own. In the movie Steve and Tina are talking about a couple that is sitting in a booth on the same side. At first, they thought they were dating, but then they noticed they had rings on. Of course, now a days, no one is all lovey dovey after they get married so they jumped to the conclusion they were having affairs on their significant others. Anyways, last night, we were once again, one of "those" couples. Michael sat next to me. The waitress looked at him like he was taking crazy pills put proceeded to take our drinks. The rest of dinner we talked and laughed, while everyone else in the restaurat stared at us. As we were paying for the check another couple came in. They sat at the booth in front on us. Once she sat down, her husband did the same as Michael. They waved and smiled. See, we aren't the only ones that are still all over one another after 4 1/2 years of being married. After stuffing our faces full we went on a nice long walk with the dogs. It was gorgeous out. I love that fact (sorry, this may get gross for some of you) that Michael always loves to hold my hand or put his arm around me while we walk. I know this is very 9th grade but he has always done it and probably always will. I can see us being that old couple on a bench making out in the park. Eventhough that is 50+ years down the road. After a refreshing walk, Michael pulled out a little surprise. He had bought some chocolate covered strawberries from Stam. AMAZING. They are so delish! I am drooling now just thinking about how good those suckers tasted. It's that first bite. The first bite of chipping away at the chocolate while getting that first burst of strawberry in your mouth. Perfection! We then canoodled, watched Baby A do backflips and catwheels, and watched football until I heard Jake outside. He of course had to tell us right away about his whole day. He is now currently taking a bath because in his words "I smell like lake and fish!"

Tonight was just one of those relaxing nights. We don't get them that often so I welcome them with open arms! I am so blessed with my family. I cannot thank God enough for what he has blessed me with. I am reminded of that everyday, many times a day.

Weekend over-haul

We only had 1 thing planned for the weekend. That was for Friday. After work we got things ready and headed to Becky's house in Ankeny. After a delicious meal of Lasagna and all the trimmings, we had great conversation as normal. After letting the meal sit, Becky brought up the big guns. Chocolate Fondu. You want to talk about amazing! It was! She had strawberries, pretzels, pound cake, pineapple, bananas, etc. It was so delish! We couldn't stop! It was the cherry on a amazing evening. We over course didn't get home till way late and then Jake didn't fall asleep till 11:30.

The alarm clock aka the 3rd old with way too much energy in the morning, woke us up at 6am. After a morning walk with the dogs, we made breakfast and then Michael and I proceeded to take an hour nap while Jake watched his favorite cartoon. I woke up in a panic because we had to go to our friends house for lunch. Once again, another delicious meal and great conversation. In the middle of lunch, David called. He decided to come in for the rest of the weekend. We left the Axtell's and then ran home so that we could make a movie. After laughing for about an hour and a half, we headed home. We grabbed a quick meal and headed up to my dad's concert in Ankeny! It was really good and it was fun to watch him do his thing! We got home just in time to catch the rest of the Viking game. I heart football. Even if it's pre-season!

Today, Sunday, we planned on going to the fair bright and early. David actually had to get up before 7. Getting there early has way too many benefits. Not busy, no lines and we got through the whole event by 11:30. Michael and David consumed insane amounts of food and Jake had a blast with all the animals. I got through it. I'm not a fan of the fair, but I love that Jake and Michael have a great time. Me and Argiculture are not on good terms! After walking around for hours we went grocery shopping and headed home. After doing laundry and dishes, I crashed. Like 3-8 crash. 5 hour nap is always good. I was up from 8-11(now). Only reason: David Hasselhoff Roast! Totally worth it. The texts I received during this hour and half were fantastic! I enjoyed sending some to Jana. Poor girl couldn't watch it! After laughing so hard my stomach hurt, now I am ready to pass out for the evening!

Exhaustion

I am extremely tired. The nights of storms have kept our house awake. Sunday nights storm was loud enough to wake Jake. He has never woken up due to a storm before. The thunder was just so loud and it sounded like bombs were literally going off. Jake woke up crying and ran into our room. Michael let him sleep with us. This was the first time for that too. Of course 5 minutes later, Zoey started her conversation with the thunder and then they ended up in bed with us. I got about an hour and a half of sleep. Not all at once either. Monday, repeat of Sunday night. Except I got 3 hours of sleep with all the animals and a 3 year old in our bed. Tuesday night, storms blew through yet again. Jake slept through the night! Thank goodness. I have just been catching back up the rest of the week. Naps have been necessary after work. We have had a few nights off so that is also a major plus.

Heat. The heat is horrible. Oh my word. If I was even 9+ months pregnant, it would be unbearable. It keeps reminding me how much I love Fall. I'd rather be cold then hot. I'm not a fan of summer. Sadly, it is my least favorite season. The fair started today. That is one event I don't think I will be attending this year. Michael has plans to go with some friends so we will see. I am not a huge fan of the fair. I can find better ways to spend my money! =)

Wednesday marked my dad's 60th birthday!!! I don't believe he is that age and to me, he isn't old. I always thought 60 was old until my dad turned 60. He is just the same Fabio to me! I am very lucky to have had him as my daddy for 27 years!! He is the greatest and anytime I can spend with him is the greatest!! I love that we can just joke around and laugh all the time. We went to dinner at Uncle Buck's. It's the restaurant attached to the Bass Pro Shop. It was amazing. The food was good and reasonable. We then spent a while walking around the store and looking at the fish and boats. My dad, as we know, is a huge fishing man. Spending the evening at the Bass Pro Shop was perfection to him! I was just glad we got to celebrate!

Tomorrow is Friday! Which means the weekend!!! I am ready for the weekend! It needs to happen more often then it does!!

I could sleep for weeks

This past weekend we celebrated my Momma's birthday! We had a fantastic lunch at Bravo! and my mom even got a complimentary dessert. Their cheesecake is to die for! After stuffing our faces we headed over to get a pedicure. We splurged and went with the "deluxe" package. So worth it. When us ladies get pedicures we just usually get the basic. The hot towels and the extended massage was amazing. I could have taken a long nap after that. We then headed over to JC and spent a few hours spoiling mom. She loved a few necklaces from Francesca's so I let her pick a necklace and a pair of earrings. Kelly gave her some money to get whatever she wanted. She got a sweet deal on 2 capri pants. I can't believe I said "sweet" and "capri" in the same sentence. We spent some time at my parents house for a while and then headed home. I was spent. The past 2 weeks the pregnancy has hit me hard with tiredness. I feel like it's the first 8 weeks all over again. After a nap we headed to "Salt". David ended up coming home today (Sunday) and it was nice to see the guy after 3 weeks of hiking in the mountains. He has a goatee. Doesn't look to shabby on him! We spent the just talking and having a good time as usual. The rest of the weekend was spent waxing and washing the car, laundry, cleaning and just spending time with the squirt. 

On a downer note, my Jana has to return to Iowa sooner then she had planned. Her grandma passed away today. My thoughts and prayers go out to all of them. I heart them all!!