Horrible, no good, very bad day

Yesterday was a failure. I didn't wake up to work out. I ended up sleeping in till 5:55 and I looked absolutely horrible at work (as I did today also). I had a very bad attitude to begin with. I was cranky and on my breaking point by 7am. I had a giant policy I was issuing and it was a monster. A real piece of work that one was. I finally got it completed and I thought my day would turn up at that point. Not. I spilled my coffee. This has been a pretty common occurrence lately. After lunch, my stomach decided to be my enemy. I spilled water all over the front of my shirt before I left my desk. I made it about two blocks, then I had to pull over and throw up. Not cool. I make it to my parents house only to be welcomed with pouring rain, road construction, and a blocked street. Jake was not in a good mood and didn't want to do anything I needed him to. My stomach was still on the fritz and I believe something happened and the next thing I know. I am pretty sure I sharted at that point. We get loaded in the car, again in the rain, then headed out. We get half way home and my check engine light dings on. What on earth? I start to think this day is beyond ridiculous. We get home and Zoey gets loose and is gallivanting in the rain. I had to run after the mutt and finally got the wet rat back inside. Then if Jake wasn't crying, Jax was. It was a constant circle of whining. In between cries, I was in the bathroom. Then my phone rang. It was the Computer store. Apparently my laptop has kicked the bucket. 2 years after purchasing it, the mother board fried. This is also known as "You need a new laptop ma'am". Michael then cooked his dinner which took my stomach ache to a whole new level. By 10:30 I was ready for the day to end and start fresh. No. I woke up about every hour and a half to visit my toilet. It was not a pleasant nights sleep and I really could use today to catch up before the weekend. That is not happening!